Everyone wants results, but no one is willing to do what it takes to get them. -- Dirty Harry
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. -- Sue Murphy
Simon's Law: Everything put together falls apart sooner or later.
7/23/2005 (a rather rich day):
Support bacteria! It's the only culture some people have. -- melted (Slashdot user 227442)
"Spock, the women on your planet are logical. No other planet in the galaxy can make that claim." -- James Tiberius Kirk, Star Trek
(Note that this does not apply to my wife, who is one of the most logical folks I know...)
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutang trying to play the violin. -- Honor'e DeBalzac
"Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy."
Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules. Corollary: Following the rules will not get the job done.
Hardware, n.: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.